04:30 ~ Wake up to the sound of the title music on a 'Friends' DVD. Try to get out of bed without opening eyes too much and bang shin on the bedside table.
09:30 ~ Wake up to my alarm and find McBride still lying with his arm across my tummy. He should have been in school half an hour ago.
09:35 ~ Into shower. Still quite sleepy and hazy eyed. Accidently put face scrub in hair. After worrying about the exfoliating 'bits' rubbing hair off or something equally ridiculous, wash hair properly with herbal essences.
09:50 ~ After moisturising, find I've only shaved one leg.
10:15 ~ Burn tongue on tea.
10:50 ~ Walk to train station and find out at the ticket booth that purse is still on the coffee table. Walk back home and retrieve before trying again.
11:15 ~ Arrive at work and begin to change, put t-shirt on back to front.
11:30 ~ Begin shift.
11:35 ~ Head butt window whilst helping a customer.
11:45 ~ Finally realise t-shirt is on back to front.
13:40 ~ Ask a fund raiser to send us a letter on 'pedded haper' instead of headed paper.
14:00 ~ Begin to lose voice.
15:10 ~ Choke on a monster munch during a break.
16:30 ~ Voice goes completely.
16:45 ~ Take bins down to basement, slip up on stairs.
20:00 ~ Close up shop and walk to train station.
20:05 ~ Stand on the join on the escalator step and lose balance as steps descend.
20:15 ~ Arrive home, fill kettle to make tea.
20:40 ~ Realise the kettle will boil quicker when switched on.
Off to bed soon, hopefully I won't lose my foot to frost bite or fall over a badger on the way.
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