Magic Trick

OK, let me paint a wee picture.

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I'm sitting in Cafe Nero, drinking hot chocolate and eating a tuna melt panini.

I lean down to scratch my leg and feel something. Not something scary, but something odd. It's under my tights. What the..?

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So, in front of my friend (and the rest of the coffee shop) I begin to pull my tights around to get the mysterious item from the side of my calf up to the top of my tights.

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That's the moment when I have to decide. Leave the foreign body in my tights or, (very lady like) ram my hand down my tights towards my hip to route for the item.

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Obviously, being a mature adult, I go for the latter. I reach in, have a good old rummage round my left hip area and Bob's your uncle.

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The corner of a chocolate bar wrapper!

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Now, how the hell did that get there?

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Answers on a post card.