Stupid Moment

A short post but a post I feel I need to share.

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I've been interviewing possible staff members all day today. All applicants were sweet, charming girls and I feel a little bad that I can't hire them all.

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That's not the point

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The point is this.

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The first question in the interview is 'tell me about yourself.' The usual answers always pop up, sociable, friendly, enjoys films etc. But one girl said "I'm a twin"

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The words fall out. I can feel them falling from my tongue but I can't stop them. The second I say it, the little voice in my had goes 'tit'

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'Oh a twin, that's cool, Siamese?'

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See, tit!