Tuesday, September 04, 2012

Shouting (contains strong language)

Things I've shouted at in the past 6 hours.
(all of them inanimate.)

1: Colander. Because it was sitting upside down on the draining board. it looked dry so I picked it up and flipped it over only to have me bare feet soaked by the water hidden in the rim. (Cricket has since informed me that the colander is an attention seeking object who wishes to make everything that little bit harder for its own amusement.)
Words used 'F**k sake, wet foot, that's nice ya wee git!'

2: Flour. Because it fell out of the bag too quickly and landed all over the kitchen side,
Word used 'Bollocks'

3: Coat hanger. Because a top I put on it instantly fell off onto the floor. Four times! It didn't occur to me to just swap coat hangers. 
Words used (on the fourth attempt) 'Oh for the love of God!'

4: Duvet. Because I tripped over it, which resulted in me banging into the door.
Words used 'Bastarding duvet'

5: The door I banged into: see above
Words used 'Ouch'

6: A shoe: Because it was wedged under the sofa.
Words used: 'frigging flanging bdgaskd fbaiufg erh tgwqfnmb'

No please be aware, I've been alone in the house all day today. Just me, my baking, and my profanities.
I think i may be slightly hormonal today. 

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Sorry for the language Steffi.